Well, have you?

Writer's Workshop assignment from Mama Kat at Mama's Losin' It!

4.) Begin each line of your post with “have you ever”.

(inspired by Vikki from Live. Laugh. Pull Your Hair Out)

Have you ever worried that a watermelon vine was going to grow in your belly or out of your ear or rearend because you accidentally swallowed a seed? What can I say? I was a naive kid.

Have you ever said something that you regretted immediately after the last word passed through your lips?

Have you ever looked back on a situation and wished with all your heart that you would have put those feelings into words and actually had the nerve to speak them when you had the chance?

Have you ever eaten a pineapple and mayonnaise sandwich?

Have you ever been swimming in a freezing cold creek?

Have you ever wished you could sing like Whitney Houston?

 shake your booty like Beyonce?

strike a pose like Madonna?

Have you ever experienced divine intervention?

Have you ever made a wish on a falling star?

or an eyelash?

 or your birthday candles?

Have you ever tasted play-doh because you just had to know if it tasted as good as it smells? it doesn't

Have you ever fed a giraffe?

 swam with stingrays?

kissed a dolphin?

Have you ever looked out over the ocean, or mountains, or a beautiful sunset or rainbow or moon and felt so in awe by the beauty of it that it made you feel closer to God? 

Costa del sol

Have you ever fantasized about being just sick enough (but not too sick) to be hospitalized for a week or so just so you could get a break from your life?

Have you ever written a letter to someone and never mailed it?

Have you ever noticed that some people are never happy or satisfied no matter how much they have?

Have you ever really felt you needed and wanted to cry more than anything in the world but just could not make the tears come?

Have you ever fought back tears with everything you had but couldn't stop them from coming?

Have you ever stared at your reflection in a mirror for so long that you no longer recognized yourself?

Have you ever met someone for the first time and felt that you had somehow known them forever?

Have you ever lied to keep the peace or save your pride?

or someone else's pride?

Have you ever worn a pair of red heels or boots?

Have you ever wondered how your life would be different if only...?

Have you ever had the thought that everything in life happens for a reason
 or that God gives us tests? 

Have you ever envisioned your future 80 year old self looking back on her life and being satisfied with the way she lived it, mistakes and all?
all the time...keeps me grounded or in some moments, less restrained...I really don't wanna let ol' granny down. :)

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