WW: An ungrateful turtle and a tent in my house

I was going to post a pic of the ungrateful box turtle I saved from the middle of the highway yesterday but the ones I snapped with the crackberry as it gripped my yoga mat in the floorboard of my car did not turn out good. Probably because my hand was shaking.  

I always try to save turtles if I see them in the road and they usually go quietly into their little shells until I get them somewhere safe to let them go.  Not this Biotch.  No.  It was trying to get away from me in the car, clawing, and then started trying to get its head around in an attempt to bite me and hissing at me!  

That's when I plopped it down in the passenger's seat, it fell into the floorboard and gripped that yoga mat like it was a life preserver in the middle of the ocean.  I almost ran off the road 3 times.  

I pulled up in the driveway, called C and asked him to please come out and get this bitch outta my car!  He was all like, "okay, be there in a minute".  He thought I was talkin' about the tent I bought for the boys to camp out with in the living room because we have overnight company. 

I want you to know, he put that thing down in the woods behind the house and guess who decided to suddenly become the shy turtle?  Yep, right up in the shell she went... I assume she is gone now and I sincerely hope she never crosses my path again.   

here's the best shot I got of the hussy:

And here is the tent that still sits in the middle of my living room and houses my sleeping boys.  I can hear the snores coming outta there...

I'm linking up with Angie at Seven Clown Circus for Wordful Wednesday.