OMG. I do not handle raw chicken- ever. When I would work at our Chicken based restaurant, I never touched the raw chicken. When we first got married, I could not pick out meat at the grocery store. This past spring we purchased 1/4 cow. When I had to go pick it up, the lady who took my money had blood all over her coat. I thought I was going to pass out. Next time we purchase beef from campus, RY will pick it up. But, it sure tastes good.
OK- My post it note is to the deer who graze on our grass and flowers like goats. I don't care if we live on a wild life preserve. I will find a way to help you understand that our yard is not your all you can eat buffet!
Yesterday, they gnawed one of my impatients to the stump and it was lying beside it's pot. They left one gerber daisy out of the whole pot. This morning there were 3 bucks and 3 deer having a feast in my back yard. When RY threw apples to them, one buck just stared at me through the kitchen window. He didn't budge. This is not normal.
PIN to the dogs: Why do you sit and let the deer eat all my flowers? You are useless as guard dogs!
I love this post! Totally cracked me up. I'd love to be a fishatarian too, or fishetarian. Whatever! I'm with you on the meat department. Have you ever smelled the meat department behind the scenes? It's disgusting! And I don't ever EVER touch raw meat. I always use a utensil to hold it down when cutting. Every Thanksgiving, I sweet talk my hubby into handling the turkey. lol Pathetic, I know. Thanks so much for stopping by. You're welcome to play along with OH NO HE DIDN'T! Tuesday anytime! Have a great day.
I think it's a pescatarian or something like that. ;)
ReplyDeleteOh, and even though I love chicken, I completely gag when I have to touch raw chicken.
ReplyDeleteOMG. I do not handle raw chicken- ever. When I would work at our Chicken based restaurant, I never touched the raw chicken. When we first got married, I could not pick out meat at the grocery store. This past spring we purchased 1/4 cow. When I had to go pick it up, the lady who took my money had blood all over her coat. I thought I was going to pass out. Next time we purchase beef from campus, RY will pick it up. But, it sure tastes good.
ReplyDeleteOK- My post it note is to the deer who graze on our grass and flowers like goats. I don't care if we live on a wild life preserve. I will find a way to help you understand that our yard is not your all you can eat buffet!
Yesterday, they gnawed one of my impatients to the stump and it was lying beside it's pot. They left one gerber daisy out of the whole pot. This morning there were 3 bucks and 3 deer having a feast in my back yard. When RY threw apples to them, one buck just stared at me through the kitchen window. He didn't budge. This is not normal.
PIN to the dogs:
Why do you sit and let the deer eat all my flowers? You are useless as guard dogs!
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ReplyDeleteToo funny! Thanks for the laughs! I hate touching or cooking meat, so I'm right there with you. :)
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I love this post! Totally cracked me up. I'd love to be a fishatarian too, or fishetarian. Whatever! I'm with you on the meat department. Have you ever smelled the meat department behind the scenes? It's disgusting! And I don't ever EVER touch raw meat. I always use a utensil to hold it down when cutting. Every Thanksgiving, I sweet talk my hubby into handling the turkey. lol Pathetic, I know.
ReplyDeleteThanks so much for stopping by. You're welcome to play along with OH NO HE DIDN'T! Tuesday anytime! Have a great day.
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